house rules

admission

the lounge opens its doors to those nineteen years and older. by entering, you confirm you meet this threshold. we trust your word as your bond.

• minimum age 19 years
• one patron per browser
• no account required

conduct

behave as you would in a quiet parlor. no shouting, no cheating, no spoiling others' enjoyment. the lounge keeps no bouncer — we rely on mutual respect.

• no automated play
• no abusive language
• no exploitation of flaws
• play fairly or not at all

games

all games are provided as-is, free of charge. we maintain them as we can, but occasional quirks are part of the vintage charm. report troubles kindly.

• no real money involved
• no prizes or rewards
• just the joy of play
• games may change or retire

liability

the lounge cannot be held responsible for lost time, enjoyment, or occasional browser hiccups. we provide entertainment, not guarantees.

• use at your leisure
• no warranties expressed
• you play at your choice
• we're not liable for data loss